1. (via hi)

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  2. catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

    catbountry:

    ex-wife:

    did-you-kno:

    Source 

    "When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

    "I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

    Wow.

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  3. intensional:

    when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

    (via zackisontumblr)

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  6. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via troyesivan)

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  7. lydiasgotstiles:

    First Exclusive Look at X-Men: Days of Future Past, MTV Movie Awards 2014

    That was literally just people running.

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  8. Anonymous asked: 16 year old Ryan and Chelsie? :) :)

    nevergiveup-keepfighting:

    fluffnpuff:

    chelsieautumn:

    Haha, here you go. You hit the gold mine this time! I included a timeline of us in photos together….because I seriously adore this guy and it made me so happy to look at all these photos again. Hope you don’t mind. :) 

    We started out two little silly pies. 

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    And then we met as those awkward 11 and 12 year oldsimage

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    And then I started liking him back….and he asked my dad’s permission to take me to homecoming and give me my first kiss. I was 16 and he was 15. We were definitely awkward here. :)

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    And then he turned 16 and I turned 17 the next year  :)

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    And then the next year when I turned 18 and he turned 17 :)

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    Then we went overseas together and we decided we knew marriage was in the future.

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    And then I cut my hair all off and turned 19 and graduated with my AA and went away to college

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    And then I figured out how madly in love with Ryan I was and came home and he graduated college and my hair started getting long again

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    And then Ryan went away at school and was poor and lived in his car for a while and I used to drive to meet him at Starbucks an hour away and we fell in love all over again in that little Starbucks and it was wonderful.

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    And then he proposed when he was 19 and I was 20

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    and then we got married on the most beautiful day of my life… only a few months later…..because, in our hearts, we knew we were always meant to be together since we were 12 years old.

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    and now we are married and it was the greatest decision we ever made.

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    and there’s is the beginning of our adventure together. (and if you’re still following me after this ridiculous overload of Chelsie & Ryan photos, I will love you forever :) 

    holy fucking perfect

    THIS IS SO PERFECT

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  9. Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
    – White dads in horror stories (via mashamorevna)

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  10. coolator:

    i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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  11. joshhutchercat:

    my heart says yes but my mom says no

    (via my-dreams-are-screaming)

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  12. (via my-dreams-are-screaming)

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  13. tyleroakley:

    THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

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  14. linxyxx:

I couldn’t have said it better. 

    linxyxx:

    I couldn’t have said it better. 

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  15. deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

    deliciousweeds:

    skaagz:

    weregoingtojackson:

    Best gif ever for all eternity.

    That is a fucking huge raccoon

    It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

    (via hi)

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